Every Wednesday we pay respect to one of the greatest Nebraskan's Johnny Carson and we bring one of his classic bits to the airwaves… 

The Answer: Buying an iPhone 5 and voting for President Obama:

The Question: Name two things that people get excited about doing, before they realize it hasn't made their lives any better.

The Answer: Shakira's womb and Lindsay Lohan's nostrils.

The Question: Name two things carrying "a little Colombian."

The Answer: Babylon.

The Question: What does Mitt Romney tend to do when he doesn't know he's being taped?

The Answer: "Trouble With the Curve".

The Question: What made the seat of Sofia Vergara's Emmy dress split open?

The Answer: Crippling bulimia and dangerously high levels of perkiness.
The Question: Name two things Katie Couric admitted to suffering from.