The last thing we do of each show...you don't wanna miss these

But if you did here are some highlights

#1.)  We set the clocks ahead yesterday . . . hope you remembered, or YOU'RE LATE.  Anyway, in a new survey, about 61% of Americans say they SIGNIFICANTLY feel the effects of losing that hour of sleep.  And about 40% say it will take them this ENTIRE WEEK to get adjusted. 

#2.)  What size BREASTS do men find most attractive?  In a new study, C-CUPS came in first place . . . beating out D-cups, and double-Ds or larger.  B-cups came in fourth, and A-cups or smaller came in last.  

#3.)  According to a new survey, a majority of single women are now willing to make the first move when it comes to dating.  More than half say they'd ask a guy out rather than wait for him to do it . . . and instead of waiting for him to call after a date, two in three women say they'd call HIM and let him know they liked him.  

#4.)  According to a survey of 1,000 kids, 100% of mothers are perfect.  That's right . . . EVERY kid thinks their mom is perfect.  And the number one thing kids like about their mom is . . . their kissing and cuddling ability.  The rest of the top five is:  Making you feel better when you're sick . . . making you laugh . . . baking . . . and telling stories.  

#5.)  We're in Easter season, which means we're in marshmallow PEEPS season.  This is the 60th anniversary of Peeps . . . and according to their parent company, Peeps sales are at an ALL-TIME HIGH.  A few years ago, the company decided to invest more money into marketing Peeps, and it WORKED.  They say Peeps are now posting double-digit growth. 

#6.)  On Friday, a guy tweeted a photo of his brand new tattoo . . . of the NETFLIX logo.  And Netflix responded by giving him one year of free streaming.  Retail value . . . approximately $96.  There's no word how much the guy spent on his tattoo. 

#7.)  On Friday afternoon in Texas, a man was driving in his truck, hopped a curb, SLAMMED into a car in a parking lot, and set off a chain reaction that turned into a FIVE-CAR WRECK.  And he blamed it on . . . the BRAIN FREEZE from his 7-Eleven Slurpee.  He passed sobriety tests, so the cops took his word for it.  No one was injured in the crash. 

#8.)  Last week, a guy in California managed to simultaneously satisfy an INCREDIBLE number of vices.  He was busted in the WOMEN'S bathroom of a grocery store, reading a PORNO magazine, drinking a soda he'd STOLEN, smoking a MARIJUANA joint laced with COCAINE . . . and he had a small child with him.  He was arrested.